Bwaaiin!!!

it’s THE feeling!

Makes you want to throw up, doesn’t it????

Posted by emperorbananaketchup on June 29, 2009

While the whole world mourns over the passing of the King of Pop, Michael Jackson, a good number have expressed concern over the outcome of the pedophilia allegations being launched against the performer. Read the rest of this entry »

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Dispatches from the Lazy Lounge, vol. 9

Posted by emperorbananaketchup on June 26, 2009

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A Sampla-delic Tribute to the One and Only Michael Jackson (1958-2009)

As of now, the shockwaves reverberating around the blogosphere as well as in the real world generated by the sudden announcement of Michael Jackson’s death earlier today due to cardiac arrest complications at a Los Angeles hospital shows no signs of abating. Read the rest of this entry »

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How Far Bay Must Have “Fallen”

Posted by emperorbananaketchup on June 25, 2009

Warning: may contain spoilers.

What made Michael Bay’s initial live-action adaptation of Hasbro’s toy line- turned-80’s-era-cartoon series Transformers so (guilt-pleasuringly) enjoyable was not just the way he managed to have real-life vehicles transform on-screen into humanoid robots (and vice versa) look so convincing,  he even gets these verbose hunks o’ metal to show a comic side.  Read the rest of this entry »

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There will be Reviews…soon!!! June 2009 Movie Releases in the Philippines

Posted by emperorbananaketchup on June 11, 2009

Again, it’s this time of the year when we officially welcome the Summer Blockbuster™ season – it’s that time when the event pictures all come rolling out, over here more or less day-to-date with the US (you know, piracy is such a pain the ass for Hollywood). Read the rest of this entry »

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Dispatches from the Lazy Lounge, vol. 8

Posted by emperorbananaketchup on June 11, 2009

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In Poptopia, everyone’s a bitch!!! Read the rest of this entry »

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Zai jian, Kwai Chang Caine

Posted by emperorbananaketchup on June 5, 2009

David Carradine as Kwai Chang Caine

David Carradine as Kwai Chang Caine

RIP, David Carradine (1936-2009) Read the rest of this entry »

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Now…THAT’S the way to go!!!

Posted by emperorbananaketchup on June 3, 2009

Just last week, I got to finish viewing the oh-so-obviously-titled “Bruce Campbell vs. Army of Darkness: The Director’s Cut”. Apparently enough, that installment has Bruce’s “boomstick”-wieldin’ hero Ash literally exiled to the Read the rest of this entry »

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All sound, all fury

Posted by emperorbananaketchup on June 3, 2009

Terminator Salvation, honestly, got me sleeping in some parts (in spite of the THX-enhanced sound).  Could it be because what that film really needed was a sense of humor, one that was present (surprisingly enough) in the first Read the rest of this entry »

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Let’s stop this dumbing down of our country!!!

Posted by emperorbananaketchup on May 24, 2009

As I have posted in my previous column, our good ol’  Department of Finance has gone through and amended Order 17-09 calling for taxation of all reading materials imported into this country last April 27. Read the rest of this entry »

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Dispatches from the Lazy Lounge, vol. 7

Posted by emperorbananaketchup on May 19, 2009

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A Brief, Concise History of White Rappers

Contrary to popular belief, white rappers have always been around for just as long as hip-hop has been.   Many contemporary music historians cite The Read the rest of this entry »

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